Here are 20 hilariously funny yet intelligent whatsapp status messages.
- I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
- My life needs editing.
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- If life doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you’re doing it wrong.
- Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
- I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
- If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
- Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
- I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business.
- Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
- The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.
- Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
- I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
- When Nothing Goes Right.....!! Go Left.
- I am so good at sleeping, that i could even do it with my eyes closed.
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday.
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
- I'm tired of chasing my dreams, I'm just going to ask them where they're going and meet them there later.
Never Take Life so seriously....Coz you will never make it out alive...
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